Saturday, November 03, 2007

Avoiding Grading

Today's Method:

  • Wake up early and head to the post office, then breakfast at a cafe.
  • Read blogs for an hour and a half.
  • Start the laundry, then head to campus for the women's volleyball game.
  • After the volleyball game, don't go home; instead, use your free tickets to the men's basketball game.
  • Contemplate leaving the game at half-time; instead, stay till the very end.
  • After that game, head to the grocery store for supplies.
  • Bring your groceries home and make a salad.
  • Eat your salad just as the football game starts.
  • Watch the football game while drinking enough beer to make sure you're too tipsy to grade papers.

Sigh. I'm really good at this.

1 comment:

Rebecca said...

I find grading papers FAR more tolerable when I'm tipsy....